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New Year's Eve Recipes

Start with two kids, age 11 (+ one day!) and 13; mix, stir, and shake them up with a coating of strep throat until fever, headache, and swallowing agony have made them miserable. Toss in the first dose of antibiotics. Add one 9-year-old disappointed over a cancelled ski trip and a 3-year-old who didn’t get a nap today as well as desperately needing to get back to a normal schedule. Blend in one frazzled mom whose own throat is also suspiciously achy and a dad who was hoping to enjoy his day off. Bake in a slightly-messy house until D.O.N.E.

Sounds like a recipe for disaster, right?

Nah. What sort of mother would I be if I couldn’t deal with sick Bigs, disappointed Nathan, and grumpy Kaleb with all sorts of aplomb? Well, and a nap. Lots of deep, calming breaths. An unexpected call from a good friend. New Year’s Eve sparklers out on the front porch, everyone bundled up in coats. Our favorite pomegranate 7-Up and, of course: some really good food. (Recipes if you scroll down a bit. Real recipes, I mean, not silly ones like my first paragraph.)

Our New Year’s Eve turned out just fine. Hope yours did, too.

Cheese Ball

2 8-ounce cream cheese bricks
1 jar Kraft roka blue cheese
1 jar Kraft Old English cheddar cheese
1 tsp Worcestershire sauce
2 T dried onion
1 T dried parsley
3/4 cup chopped pecans, almonds, or walnuts

Using a hand mixer, blend cheeses together, then add spices. Taste and add extra as desired. (NOTE: I never measure the dried onion in any recipe. I just grab a palm-ful out of the #10 can of dried onions in my pantry and toss them in.) Divide between two bowls with round bottoms (I use Tupperware bowls for this part), smoothing the top out, then chill until firm. Carefully remove from bowls, maintaining the curved part as much as possible. Sprinkle with nuts. (Another NOTE: This makes a LOT of cheese ball; you can freeze the second half for another day.) Serve with crackers.

Dill Dip

1 cup sour cream
1 cup mayonnaise
2 T dried onion
2 T dried parsley
2 tsp dried dill
2 tsp Bon Appetit

Mix all ingredients together until smooth. Taste and adjust seasonings as necessary. Serve with vegetables and potato chips for dipping.

New Year’s Eve Cookies

1 cup butter
1 cup sugar
1 cup packed brown sugar
2 large eggs
1 tsp vanilla
2 ½ cups oats
2 cups flour
1 tsp baking powder
½ tsp baking soda
½ tsp salt
3 1.9 ounce Rolos, chilled and chopped
8 ounces white chocolate chips
1 ½ cups lightly-salted cashews, chopped

Cream butter and sugars till pale. Add eggs and vanilla one at a time. In a blender or food processor, process oats until finely ground. Combine with flour, powder, soda, and salt; add to butter mix, beating well. Stir in chopped candy, chocolate, and cashews. Shape dough into 1 ½" balls; bake at 375 on parchment-covered pans for 10 minutes. (NOTE: The parchment paper isn’t a necessity; it just makes it easier to get the cookies off the sheet, since the caramel from the Rolos tends to melt a little bit, and then get all crusty and buttery-sweet and delicious but also harder to get off the pan. Unless you, as the cookie baker, decide to just pick off all the crusty, butter-sweet delicious bits to eat all by yourself. Not that I would ever do that.)


Post- Blah

Our Christmas day was quite nearly perfect. I even had a few minutes to myself when I nearly sat down to write about it all. I wish I'd written instead of cleaning the kitchen, because now I have lost my perspective. Now that it's all over, I'm looking back and thinking about how I should have done it, instead of focusing on how really wonderful it was. Seeing what I did wrong. Not to mention just generally hating that it's all over.

I'm wallowing, as Kendell would say: I don't want to write, or read, or finish my quilts. I haven't even downloaded my photos or called Becky for a post-holiday debriefing. I definitely don't want to clean my messy house. Mostly I'd just like to go back to bed for a day or two. Instead, I've not done much of anything other than keep myself out of the covers.

So here I am, quite possibly the last blogger to not blog about Christmas. Whining instead. At least if I'm scarce, you all know why.


Flocked

During my childhood Christmases, we always had a flocked tree in our upstairs living room. This was the "pretty tree," with elegant gold ornaments (after, of course, my wanton destruction of the beaded globes), flowing gold ribbon, and white lights on white cording. (Strangely enough, one of my most vivid holiday memories is my mom's frustration over trying to find white lights on white cording.) Many nights, I'd lie with my head near the base of the pretty tree, looking up through the branches' mingled green-and-white. I'd touch the flocking carefully, nearly always resisting the urge to crumble the stiff stuff under my fingertips. It sounds like the perfect setting for those innocent-yet-deep thoughts children in novels seem to indulge in. More often than not, though, what I was wondering was about the purpose of the flocking. Another vivid memory is asking my sister Michelle to explain exactly why we had that white stuff on our tree. She looked at me incredulously and then explained that it looked like snow. I'd never really seen, yet, a tree with snow on it that looked like the flocking; the trees in our yard were still small, and they all were deciduous, anyway. It was pretty, and it was familiar, the way the living room was supposed to look. The flocking seemed merely ornamental to me, something else that brought Christmas into our home, but I still liked the downstairs tree---the "cute tree" which was never flocked---much better.

This morning, as I was getting ready for work, it started snowing. I sat by the window for a few minutes, just watching it fall, big, fat pieces, nearly snowball-sized already. Even in just that first hour, it come down furiously. When I finally got to work (it took me forever, because I’d forgotten just how slowly traffic moves in a snow storm), I found myself remembering, so abruptly, my mother’s flocked Christmas trees. Our library has a glassed-in hallway that connects the two wings, elevated over the small garden courtyard between them. When you walk across the bridge, it’s a little bit like walking among the crowns of trees, and it was those trees that made me remember exactly how the pretty tree looked, how it felt. Because the way the snow had piled on them, in perfectly clumps and bumps, looked just like flocking. I don’t think I’ve ever really seen snowy trees look so flocked; maybe it requires the heavy, wet snow we got today (nine inches of it in my backyard!), or maybe I’ve just never paid attention. But I stood on the bridge, looking at the trees and remembering the pretty tree, and there it was: my Christmas spirit.

At least, I had it for a little while. In between getting stuck in the snow trying to leave work (luckily Kendell was on his way home, because he came and pushed me out), and fighting crowds at the mall, it’s sort of faded. But now the house is quite again, and I’m going to start wrapping, and I’m remembering another little moment I had, last night while making dinner. I had just gotten off the phone with my mom, and when I told Kaleb that she was stopping by for a few minutes, he ran around the kitchen cheering "yay! Yay! Yay!" because he was so excited to see her, and I suddenly—with that same abrupt shift in mood—found myself remembering my grandma, remembered our Christmas eve dinners at her house and the way it felt to be bubbling over with anticipation, and I felt it for a second: Christmas spirit.

Maybe, for us grown ups, feeling the Christmas spirit has something to do with memories. Maybe it’s as much about taking the time to remember how it felt to be a child at Christmas—the anticipation, the tingly excitement, the coming of snow and coldness wrapped up in expectation—as much as it is about making Christmas for our children. Maybe it is about taking that tingle of expectation and transforming it into a sense of hope. In a way, it seems like hope is the basis of Christmas spirit. Hope, certainly, that the magic will happen and you’ll find what you really want under the tree. That childlike, pure, and easy hope, only transformed into something more grown up—the hope that is inherent to believing in Christ. Often, hope is hard for me to accomplish. Maybe that’s why the Christmas spirit is just so good, because when I am feeling it, it is easier to be hopeful. I think I need to do more remembering, to try to unwind my psyche a bit and discover in myself the hopeful and tingly child I used to be. Now that I’ve had a little taste, I want more of the Christmas spirit, and even though my list is still feeling more than a little bit overwhelming, I’m still going to find a few quiet moments to just sit and remember, feeding myself little bits of hope until I grow fat with it. The same contentment as in this poem:

Snow

~Anne Sexton

Snow,
blessed snow,
comes out of the sky
like bleached flies.
The ground is no longer naked.
The ground has on its clothes.
The trees poke out of sheets
and each branch wears the sock of God.

There is hope.
There is hope everywhere.
I bite it.
Someone once said:
Don't bite till you know
if it's bread or stone.
What I bite is all bread,
rising, yeasty as a cloud.

There is hope.
There is hope everywhere.
Today God gives milk
and I have the pail.


Trying to Just Keep Breathing

It took me a good long while to find my Christmas spirit this year. Actually, I don't think I've ever found it. Instead I am just plowing along, doing things because they're the things I do at this time of year. I've not really found my sparkle yet. Who knows what's wrong with me? BUT. I am happy to report that this morning's entire-family photography session (not me taking the photos, but me inthe photos, along with one newborn, four under-threes, several gorgeous nieces and altogether handsome nephews, my sisters and their husbands, my children who are equally gorgeous/handsome of course, and my parents), which was seriously and literally giving me nightmares (I think I have family-photo post-traumatic stress disorder from another photo shoot a few years ago which I never even blogged about, it was that stressful), went off without a hitch or anyone getting there late. Which is a miracle for my family. I mean, as much as I love them, none of us are really known for our punctuality. I am totally on the TOP of that list, but even I managed to be on time this morning.

One ton of stress-related anxiety has been lifted from my shoulders.

But still, I need to:

  • make the fudge and the caramel
  • figure out our Christmas eve and Christmas morn meals
  • Grocery shop
  • Finish the present shopping
  • WRAP ALMOST EVERYTHING. sigh. It's my own fault for waiting to dang long to get started.
  • Figure out stocking stuffers. Boys stockings are hard to stuff. Suggestions are welcome.
  • Find some "boy soap" for Nathan. Jake is covered (Ax! like a real teenager! even though he's not even 11! maybe it will be his favorite thing?), but I'd like to find some for Nathan. That's not Ax. They've both told me they want to stop using baby soap. OK then. Again...suggestions. PLEASE.
  • Snip the rag quilts. More on that later.
  • Finish up my other sewing project, the 12 Days of Christmas. SOMEONE tell me there's shiny gold thread you can machine quilt with without breaking??? GAH!
  • Get out the rest of the decorations. I realized the other day that my sewing machine is in the spot where my cute little village should go. Deep breath as I head back into the storage room.
  • Organize the storage room.
  • Finish editing photos.
  • Make the tags for the neighbor gifts.
  • Deliver the neighbor gifts.
  • Write down the recipes for the dinner I brought to my behind-my-house neighbor.
  • Photograph the icicles hanging from the house lights. (Did I mention it SNOWED. Finally?! Didn't make me feel any more Christmas-y, but still: SNOW!)
  • Find my Christmas spirit. I know I put it somewhere...

Hope yourlist is getting more manageable!


Funny, Yummy, Peekie

Funny.

Last night, Kaleb was doing something around the Christmas tree while I was working on a few projects. He was happy and not hurting anything so I let him play. Then, last night when I turned off the lights on the tree, I noticed this branch, which was right next to where he was playing:C funny

Think he likes the nutcrackers? He'd gathered every single one he could reach and put them all on the same branch.

Yummy.

I only bake these around Christmas because I'm certain they've got like a gajillion calories, so they're just a once-in-awhile treat. But they are DELICIOUS!

Double Chocolate Cookies

1 1/2 cups bittersweet chocolate chips

1 cup butter, softened

1 cup packed brown sugar

1 tsp vanilla

2 eggs

2 1/2 cups flour

1 1/2 tsp baking soda

1/2 tsp salt

white chocolate chips

milk chocolate chips

Melt the bittersweet chocolate chips over low heat until smooth. (You can use semisweet instead, but the bittersweet gives them more flavor.) Beat the butter and sugar until pale; add vanilla and melted chocolate. Beat eggs in one at a time, until light and fluffy. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt. Add a total combination of 3  1/2 cups white and milk chocolate chips. (I don't really measure this part.) Bake at 350 for 10-11 minutes. *The original recipe also calls for 1 cup pecan halves, very coarsely chopped, but if I put nuts in mine, no one but me would eat them. And that would be a problem. C cookies

(I used the Christmas-colored white chocolate chips today!)

Peekie

I have been working like an insane woman on something totally pointless. Actually, several totally pointless things. I'm not sure why I am doing this, as I have 100 million other things I SHOULD be doing. BUT.  The background in that picture of the cookies is a sneak peek of one of the pointless things. I should finish the other pointless thing tonight (or my family will murder me in my sleep) and then I will blog about Pointless Things and Why I Make Myself Crazy. (Because I know you were all sitting around wondering "Hey, what's making Amy crazy these days?)


Family Stories: a Challenge

All families have stories...the ones that get told over and over again. They're about little incidents, usually, that become unforgettable. One of my family's stories that gets brought up nearly every single Christmas is the one about Amy Destroying the Ornaments. It's so entrenched in our family lore that Becky blogged about it, too. My mom had made some gorgeous ornaments for her tree. She started with white,silk-covered sytrofoam balls. She found long, decorative pins with pearlescent tips shaped like teardrops. She strung a pattern of blue, white, and (I think) silver beads along the pins, and then stuck them into the balls in concentric circles and other designs. There was also ribbon involved.

They really were gorgeous. Baroque, even. I remember the crusted-with-jewels effect those balls created. I remember holding them in my hand and carefully spinning a bead or two. I remember hanging them on the flocked white Christmas tree. (One year, Mom even flocked her own tree.)

What I don't remember is taking the ornaments apart.

But that's how the story goes. My friend Amy (her middle name was also the same as mine, which meant, I think, that we were going to either be best friends or the sincerest form of enemies, but luckily it was the former) and I loved to play downstairs in the storage room. Especially in the summer, when it was so hot, we'd vanish to the basement where we'd dig around in storage boxes, looking for stuff to use while we played with our dolls. One summer day, apparently, we discovered the box of Christmas ornaments. And we took them apart: pulled out the pins and scattered the beads.

Honestly, try as I might, I cannot remember doing this. Maybe guilt has blocked my memory. Every time the story comes up, I try to cast the blame around: I don't remember doing it because I didn't really do it. Some other sister did and blamed me for it. But that doesn't ever fly, as Mom remembers coming upon me and Amy, red-handed. Well, hands-buried-in-blue-beads.

I wish I remember doing that. I wish I knew what I was thinking. But more than anything, I wish I had a photo or two of those ornaments before I destroyed them all. I've noticed this year, more than ever, just how much the ornaments and decorations help create the feel of Christmas. I got my tree up late this year, and it didn't feel like Christmas at all until I did finally get it up. As I pulled out all the familiar objects, though, the Christmas feeling started filling me up. And I have this idea that if I could see those blue bead ornaments again, I could feel, again, how it felt to be a child on Christmas.

But decorations get broken or lost or just worn out. So, here's the challenge part: this year, take some photos of your ornaments and decorations. You could even write about them: where you got them, why you love them. (That might be a comforting project for January, a way to carry a little bit of the Christmas spirit into the new-year blahs.) Ask your kids which ornaments are their favorites, and write down why. Those decorations might just seem like an assumed part of your life, and not a big deal, but I think that with time's perspective, they will become more important.

Now, if someone could just point me toward some vintage, circa early-1970's, blue glass beads, maybe I could recreate a few of those ornaments I destroyed. It's never too late to atone, right?


Sorensen Family Traditions

You know what's traditional for the holidays in our house? Sure, joy, peace, family together time. Gifts and good food and pretty decorations. Yeah, there's that. But at the Sorensen household, there is one tradition that is absolutely not to be missed. Sacrosanct, in fact.

It's the stomach flu.

Yay us!

At one point last night (or very early this morning, my internal clock is all off), Haley and Jake were puking in stereo.

I am just sitting around waiting for Nathan to start throwing up. And then I will. Kendell never gets it. I'm pretty sure that's because he graciously allows me to take care of the kids while they're sick, but whatever. Maybe it's my body's annual purge, the immunological equal of cleaning out all the closets? At any rate, i know it is coming. Coming soon.

I hate throwing up.

Anyway. I have lots of lovely and delightful and non-vomit-related topics to blog about, but I am T.I.R.E.D. So, instead I'm stealing this meme from my friend Chris's blog. And going to bleach the toilets.

1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? I use both. The kids have a gift bag I use for their Christmas Eve Pjs every year (the same one), and I have loved that tradition. When I’m doing the wrapping, I use bags for odd-shaped stuff, because I am enough like my mother that poorly-wrapped packages bug me. Dumb, I know.

2. Real or Artificial tree? In theory I wish we had a real tree every year. But aside from the first year in our house, we’ve always had fake because A—a real tree doesn’t seem very environmentally friendly to me (of course...thinking about it, I bet fake trees aren’t very good for the environment, either, all those chemicals that come from making it, the lead in the lights...gee, I’m cheery tonight!) and B—I am 100% certain I will never find a pre-lit real tree. I HATE putting lights on the tree!

3. When do you put up the tree? Usually I try to get it up on the first Monday in December. This year, that did not go as planned. Between the stomach flu, the extra shifts at work, doctor’s appointments, and my general holiday craziness, it didn’t get put up this year until yesterday.

4. When do you take the tree down? Sometime during the first week of January. It’s always depressing to me.

5. Do you like eggnog? Yeah, but not enough to put up with all the calories in it, so I don’t drink it very often. My kids LOVE it, though. My mom used to make us homemade eggnog, but now I shudder at the thought I used to drink raw eggs...gross!

6. Favorite gift received as a child? I didn’t realize it when I received them, but my rag dolls. I played with them SO much! Also the watch I got when I was 11 or 12, I still have it in my jewelry box.

7. Hardest person to buy for? Kendell. He doesn’t really have any hobbies, he’s pretty laid back about his clothes, and anything he needs he just goes out and buys. My mom’s pretty hard to shop for, too.

8. Easiest person to buy for? Kaleb, at this point!

9. Do you have a nativity scene? "A" nativity? I’m not sure I understand the question. Just one? At current count I have nine. And there is one I am trying to talk myself down from buying. Plus a nativity quilt and a nativity wall hanging. Apparently I also have a Nativity Problem.

10. Mail or email Christmas cards? Absolutely snail-mail Christmas cards. I love them, both getting and sending!

11. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? I honestly can’t remember a bad Christmas gift!

12. Favorite Christmas Movie? The Little Drummer Boy.

13. When do you start shopping for Christmas? If I find a good deal, I’ll buy for Christmas whenever, but I generally really get started about the middle of October. You can find some surprisingly great deals then, but without the crowds.

14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? Nope. But I have regifted plenty of Christmas gift bags!

15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? Hmmmmm...if I list everything I like, do you promise not to think I am a glutton? OK then: Christmas treats: fudge, caramel, and divinity. (I have got to call my mom and ask her to make me some divinity!) Christmas morning: wassail. Christmas night dinner: cheese potatoes. Also: candy cane ice cream. And those candy cane cookies! The sweet cereal stuff my neighbor makes every year. Oh, I forgot truffles. I should stop now!

16. Lights on the tree? Kendell always wanted multicolored but it is one of the things I put my foot down about: Lights need to be white!

17. Favorite Christmas songs? The Carol of the Bells, What Child is This?

18. Travel at Christmas or stay home? We always spend Christmas night with my family.

19. Can you name all of Santa's reindeer? Absolutely! (I did you a favor with this question. There was an apostrophe in reindeer that I removed. As well as an unnecessary S, as "reindeer" is like "fish." No S to make it plural. I hope you’ll sleep better now.)

20. Angel on the tree top or a star? Maybe (ok, probably!) I am far too picky, because I have looked every year for the past 17 or so years for the perfect angel or star for my tree. I’ve never found anything I really liked, though, so I always put a Santa hat on the top. It works!

21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning? We open the traditional Christmas Eve Pjs and each kid opens a gift from a sibling. Everything else is on Christmas morning.

22. Most annoying thing about this time of the year? Feeling my limitations...there is so much I would like to do, but never enough time. Also pushy, rude shoppers. Oh, and crowded parking lots.

23. Favorite ornament theme or color? My tree’s theme is Santa, but as the kids get a new ornament every year, it’s mostly become a random hodgepodge of their ornaments.

24. Real Reason for Christmas? Christ, of course. I am doing a couple of new things this year to help the focus stay there.

25. What do you want for Christmas this year? When my kids ask me this question, I always say "just for everyone to get along and be kind to each other." If we’re talking material things, I’d say the new Canon 50d, but I’d really just rather have peace on earth. Or at least in my own little family!


My Reading Philosophy

Back when I was an English teacher, one of my students’ parents told me I was an immoral person for teaching Steinbeck’s Of Mice and Men. It’s full of swearing, after all, and how can a book be good when it ends with a man killing his own brother? "You have a moral obligation, a moral opportunity," this mother told me, "to stand up to the school board for forcing you to teach this book." I took a deep breath and prepared myself to discuss my ideas about good literature, and to let her in on the fact that I had actually chosen to teach OMAM. To point out that students hear swearing every single day of their lives, and to make the point that George killing Lennie was an act of mercy on George’s part, simultaneously sparing Lennie from the death he would face from the angry farmers and delivering him to the perfect, idealistic farm.

But I could hardly get a word of my own opinion out of my mouth, so barraged was I by this parent’s ideas about literature and morality. In the end, I thanked her for her opinion and transferred her to her student’s guidance councilor, so he could be removed from my class (every other tenth-grade English class was also reading OMAM, so I’m not sure how that helped). It felt pointless to argue with her, to defend the set of ideas I’ve come to think of as my reading philosophy, because I was as unwilling to understand her reading philosophy as she was mine.

I thought of that experience tonight at work, when a patron called to express her disappointment in me, personally, for recommending the novel Blessings by Anna Quindlen. She liked the story, she said, but couldn’t keep reading it because of all the swearing. Another deep breath, another transfer to someone else (who probably shares my reading philosophy but is better at recommending swearing-free books). But I’m still feeling frustrated. In fact, I’m feeling hesitant to recommend any book to anyone.

Because here’s the thing: I don’t really notice if a book has swearing in it. If there’s a sex scene, I tend to just skim over it and move on, quickly forgetting it. To me, the presence of the F word or of intimacy in a book doesn’t make the book bad. Bad writing makes a book bad. Faulty logic. Weak, predictable plot lines. Characters or experiences based on shaky ideas. Manipulative emotion. Fluffy, pointless structures that fail to challenge me, fail to force me to look at the world in a different light. Not naked bodies or swear words

Don’t get me wrong. I’m not suggesting that pornography is art. I’m not. Or that there aren’t plenty of books that don’t really need to use the language they do. What I’m saying is that there is a difference between gratuitous sex in a book and sex that furthers the story—explains something about the character, for example, shows us something we wouldn’t otherwise know. There are plenty of books whose plot exists just to get to the sex scenes, and those books aren’t worth my time. There are books who glorify violence, or turn sex into perversion and women into objects, and of course: those are bad books, too.

What I am suggesting is this: by limiting themselves to books without swearing, violence, or intimacy, readers severely limit their reading options. They miss out on great stories as well as great learning experiences. I am also suggesting: a sex scene doesn’t necessarily make a book immoral. And I’m not even suggesting, I am simply stating: not being bothered by these things does not make me an immoral person.

Take the novel Atonement, for example. It’s got the C word in it, a word I really hate. It’s got a dirty letter written by a boy thinking boyish thoughts. It’s got a fairly intense sex scene. But I don’t consider it to be a bad book. In fact, I’d say it’s one of the best books I’ve read in the past five years or so. Had I been unwilling to read it because of those three objectionable things, I would have also missed reading a story with powerful ideas about the limits of forgiveness, the impossibility of changing decisions, the way a person can think themselves into justifying anything. I wouldn’t have learned about the Dunkirk evacuation during World War II. I wouldn’t have been reminded of both the power in words and the inherent powerlessness. How pride and hysteria and wanting to be right cause as much damage as anything else in the world.

I just don’t see how the sex scene matters more than what is excellent in the novel.

I could make the same argument for many of my favorite books. The Handmaid’s Tale, for example, is a novel that tends to freak people out, and I only recommend it to those I know can deal with it. Without its strange twisting of religious customs and sexual practices, the novel wouldn’t mean anything, wouldn’t be able to make its myriad points. March has that moment of near-adultery, but it also says something about the process of irrevocable change that no other novel I’ve read says in just that way. In fact, it is hard for me to think of a novel I’ve read that doesn’t have sex or swearing or other "questionable" things. Even the Bible is full of questionables.

Why I didn’t argue, though, with that upset mom or tonight’s upset library patron, is that everyone reads for a different reason. Neither of them will change their reading philosophies because of mine, no matter how well I state it. But I wanted to write mine, anyway. I don’t read to have my personal religious beliefs confirmed or upheld. I don’t read to inhabit perspectives that are identical to those I see when I’m not reading. I read because reading is, for me, a way of thinking. I read because I love stories, to be strung along the line of what-happened-next. I love finding my own thoughts inside a character’s head and I love finding in a character’s head thoughts I would never have come to inside my own. I love going to a fantastical, improbable place—be it Narnia or Middle Earth, a planet in another galaxy or an imagined past right here on earth—only to discover that humanity dwells there, too.

And, more than anything, reading is, for me, a space for experiencing something I never could in my own life. "If there were less of this delicate concealment of facts—this whispering "Peace, peace," when there is no peace," Anne Brontë wrote when one of her critics found her novels too questionable, "there would be less of sin and misery to the young of both sexes who are left to wring their bitter knowledge from experience." Anne and I would have been fast friends I think. I will never be George, yearning for the peaceful, imagined spot I know I will never find, raising a gun to the back of my brother’s head, will probably never find a baby left on my porch, walk through southern France with shrapnel in my belly or incorrectly identify my cousin’s rapist, be forced to be a surrogate mother, or feel incomplete in my life because of war experiences (all things that happen in the novels I’ve mentioned here). But, because I have read those books, I have learned a small piece of what I might have learned if I had experienced them. I read because real life isn’t fair, because people die, governments become corrupt, wars explode, dictators rise to power. Friends stab you in the back, spouses cheat, all manner of harsh things happen. In between them, people brush their teeth. They have sex, they put in their contacts, they send their kids off to school. They even swear. But they learn to cope, and that’s what happens in the good books: characters cope, too. Or they don’t cope and we manage to understand why.

I don’t want to be judgmental about other reading philosophies. There is a type of book for everyone, thank the literary powers that be. But I am a little bit tired of the suggestion that I am immoral because I’ll keep reading a book with sex or swearing. Or that I am less, somehow, in my religious beliefs because I read more than religious books. I believe that there is a morality to be found in good novels that cannot be undone by their inclusion of questionables. I also know that anything I am likely to say won’t change the opinion of those who think that of me. Perhaps there is a bookmark I could buy, to give out just at those times when my questionable reading habits come into focus. "‘Shall I sit down and read the Bible, the Book of Mormon, and the Book of Covenants all the time?’" it would quote, right from Brigham Young’s mouth. "Yes, if you please, and when you have done, you may be nothing but a sectarian after all. It is your duty to study, to know everything upon the face of the earth, in addition to reading those books…. We should not only study good, and its effect upon our race, but also evil, and its consequences. If I do not learn what is in the world, from first to last, somebody will be wiser than I am. I intend to know the whole of it, both good and bad. Shall I practice evil? No; neither have I told you to practice it, but to learn by the light of truth every principle there is in existence in the world."

There it is, right there: the difference between bad books and good ones. Bad ones encourage the practice of evil; good ones describe the practice of evil, the implications of it, the way it spreads, the way it is everywhere. But they also offer up some small little spark of hope—a piece, even if only the tiniest, of the light of truth that is scattered everywhere. Reading only "good" books doesn’t make a person stronger or better. I believe it makes them weaker, less able to recognize the sparks of truth. Life is always a filtering between good and bad, and reading is no different: a process in which we learn about truth not by avoiding all that is bad, but by experiencing both.


Gift of Words Class Starts This Week

After talking to my uncle so much lately, I've found myself thinking about my grandma (my dad's mom). She and I weren't very close; I always had the feeling that I was just another grandkid to her. A dot in a mob. But I always had this sense of she's my grandma, she must care about me in that grandmotherly way. As I got older I assumed that she just didn't know how to express it when she was with me, but that she was writing down how she felt. So when she died, I was certain I'd find a journal somewhere, with her words in it, letting me know who she really is. I helped Dad sort through her stuff, my expectations turning to disappointment as the day wore on and no journal was ever discovered.

Since then, I've grown more and more certain of the power that written words have. Writing things down---thoughts, hopes, disappointments, whatever---with the idea of someday sharing with someone else is an intimate way of preserving a bit of yourself. But who says you have to wait until you're gone to share your words? Why not share them now?

That's the concept behind my Gift of Words class at Big Picture Scrapbooking. It helps you start small, by writing little word gifts in your Christmas cards, so you can write something significant in just a few minutes. Then I goes big and helps you write a long word gift, a letter to a valuable person in your life that says something personal and important. 

The class starts on Thursday and is just two weeks long. Unlike the rest of my classes, it's not so much about scrapbooking as it is just learning how to express yourself a bit better. Which means no supplies, no project to stress you out; no stress at all, really. Just learning to write something significant. If you're interested, now's the time to sign up! Click here for more details. 

(I'm going to keep this post at the top of my blog until registration's closed, but you can scroll down for new entries!)


Laundry Confessions

[I thought I posted this last night, but here it was, still sitting on my screen this morning. Ah, well.]

  • I no longer fold my big kids' clothes for them. I feel guilty about this, as if I have failed an Official Mother Requirement. But I needed a way to make laundry manageable. So. I bought six small laundry baskets, one for each of us. As each load finishes drying, I sort it into each person's basket. The Bigs are supposed to check their baskets each day and fold what is there. We're still working on that last part, but this new system has really helped me eliminate the Laundry Mountain that used to sit in front of the dryer. Now it's just laundry hills. Plus I think it is good for the kids to fold and put away their own things.

    I still feel guilty.
  • Speaking of guilt. I am guilty of leaving stuff in the washing machine for way too long. Until it gets that yucky musty scent. Usually the load I leave in is the one that's full of stuff I need to hang up (instead of letting it dry all the way). Hanging up damp clothes is my most-detested laundry task.
  • Although, I really don't like ironing very much, either. That's mostly why I hang up so many things---it makes them look almost ironed. The items that must be ironed get ignored until someone is desperate. Like ten minutes before church starts. My mother used to spend hours ironing, and I think she sort of liked doing it. Me? I'd rather do almost anything. I'd rather go buy something new. Preferably something that doesn't have to be ironed.
  • I loved doing laundry when I had babies. Loved folding those sweet little clothes. I always washed the baby clothes in a separate load, with Dreft instead of my usual Tide. I still have a half-used bottle of Dreft in my laundry room and I usually open the lid and smell it every time I'm down there. That scent instantly takes me back to newbabyness.
  • My favorite part of laundry is sorting dirty clothes. That's got to be weird? I feel less laundry anxiety when I know exactly how many loads I need to do. Plus, I am a master sorter---not just by color but by fabric type, too. (I am all abount minimizing shrinkage!)
  • I tend to have accidents with bleach. The worst time was when I dropped a freshly-opened bottle of Clorox and it landed on a pile of darks waiting to be cleaned. That was almost seven years ago but there are still a few clothes kicking around with bleach splatters. I've recently switched from using bleach to using vinegar. Especially if I've left a load in the washer for too long. It gets rid of that gross smell just as well as bleach does, and plus if you spatter it, all that happens is you smell like an Easter egg.
  • Right now, every single sock in my house, except for the two on my feet, is either A---clean and waiting to be sorted and paired; B---nearly dry in the dryer; C---hiding somewhere impossible to find. I've got to savor that, because tomorrow at this time? There'll be at least ten pair of dirty socks here. (Nathan nearly always goes through two pair a day, because he has a sock fetish and likes them to be clean; Kaleb is forever taking off his socks and then losing them; I wear one kind of socks to run in and another for normal activities.)
  • I stopped buying powdered Tide because I always wanted to eat it. I don't even have to ask if that is weird or not.
  • Wait! I just heard the dryer buzz. That means I can swap loads and go to bed, feeling virtuous about not leaving anything in the washer for too long today.